Kennedy Shock should win an award. She has greatness just bursting from her seams....Greatness. The award would be big and a lovely color of green and would have rings and friendship bracelets all over it. And on the front, it would say "Kennedy Shock - Number One in Everything That is Lovely and Great and Epic." Kennedy Shock should have a web page called "Kennedy Shock Facts". I'll list some facts that would make the list.
- If you blink while Kennedy Shock throws a ring at you, you won't notice until you see the hole and feel the burning pain in yourself.
- Kennedy Shock can drop-kick your face in 0.00000000013 seconds.
- Every time Kennedy Shock's eye twitches, little lasers shoot out.
- Kennedy Shock doesn't constantly look up random facts, random facts constantly look up Kennedy Shock.
- The definition of "Greatness" in the dictionary is Kennedy Shock.
So yeah. Kennedy Shock. FAN-FREAKIN-TASTIC!
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I feel SOOOO extremely honored to be the topic of your first blog post EVER!!!! I might have to mention you in another of my posts very soon.... :)
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